How to save the breed you love from the wrong person’s influence.
“Hello?”
“Hi, do you sell bulldogs?”
“Um… I breed french bulldogs, yes.”
“I need a puppy” (desperate voice) “But, I need it this week. Do you have any?”
“No, sorry. Don’t have any puppies available.” [not to you anyway...]
“Well then, can you recommend me a breeder?”
“Sure. Write down her telephone number…” [gives number of reputable breeder]
“But that’s in another STATE. That’s going to be so much more expensive and all.”
“Right.”
“Well, how much are one of these bulldogs type thingys?”
[says price]
“Sheesh! Um, okay, I’ll go look for another breed!”
“How about a toy dog? …Hello? Well, I sure hope she doesn’t look for a TOY BREED…”
Tags: dogs, idiots, in the butt