Doggy-birthing
This should be it. In a few hours, the house should be filled with at least five tiny bigheaded puppies, with their pink noses and, well, big heads. Ninna is extremely weird, let’s see how she handles it. I hope she does have them today, or else she’ll have to go into surgery, which sucks.
Everyone is back here because today is the oh-so-looked-forward grad party. My dress (like, the second I own or something) cost nearly 400 bucks, which is ridiculous to me, since I don’t even like it. Meh. I just hope I have fun tonight, and that the puppies are here by then. Will post pics asap.
Psycho(logic) Test
Sure, I’ve always wanted to take one. But after a job interview, with two other random!guys, and it being a retard mechanism to see if you are a compulsive liar or something, I lost my complete interest.
Can you tell the interview sucked? Well, now you can. The interviewer stood me up for over an hour, and then she called me and two other guys, and just asked us to introduce ourselves, looked at our resumes, and gave us the Psycho Test sheets. I felt revolted! I was so mad that on #56 I noticed I’d skipped one, and it went back like, twenty questions.
They were 100 simple statements and you had to number them from 1 to 7, 1 being “never ever ever” and 10 “always always always”, and everything in between being less extreme variations. There were a few that were weird, like “I am alive right now” and “I am breathing”, but most of them were trick questions. There were basically five types of affirmations:
- I could see lotsa blood and never faint
- I don’t care about poor people, or helping who needs the help
- I am ‘teh best omgzz!11′
- I lie very often
- Everyone else is better than me
- No one’s honest
And the sick thing was that they disguised those few questions into 100! A HUNDRED! So, take the blood one. There was “I could see a lot of blood and don’t feel fainty” and also “I could see a heart surgery and not get sick” and also “When I see horror movies, I cover my eyes over the blood scenes”. I mean, how dumb do they think I am? But after I skipped a thousand questions and started correcting them, I just lost it and I guess it went all wrong. I don’t expect to hear from them.
Oh well, who wants to work till 2pm with school afterwards? And what about Saturdays? Meh.
Interview from HELL
No, I haven’t had it yet but it got me off my bed at 5 am, because I’m nervous. Gwaaah!
I’ll go and read some Head First HTML, then. Seriously, those Head First books, are so funny, they’re great for learning and not falling asleep because it’s all too boring.
My project to these vacations (which will start shortly, or so I like to think) is learning Ruby on Rails. Gosh, it seems so simple, I’m inspired. I wonder if there’ll be Head First Ruby books? Haha probably not, since the authors are like, Java bastards. Not that I blame them…
On Leo and the Blondie… Couldn’t have been more bizarre. It was kind of fun. I got there like, 15 minutes after she had, and she didn’t know him, so she must have been feeling so weird. And then we ended up looking through his Playboys and clothes, and colognes. That was, of course, while he programmed for us.
My own wedding agency
I’m opening my own wedding agency. For a small price of doing one of my college projects, you get one of the girls I know to go to your place under some lame excuse, and then it’s up to you.
No, actually, Leo is doing my Calculus project in Ruby, and I paid him back inviting a blondie to come and join. She goes to Chem school, and I have no idea why she takes Calculus with us, but she needed a group. And yes, Leo took Calculus two semesters ago, but that’s what friends are for. And, bonus!blondie included.
Okay, maybe it wasn’t that hard for me to set it all up…
Monday I have a job interview. I am such a retard, I’ve only just noticed I’d have to work on Saturdays. Ughhh³³³. Well, they can still turn me down, so I’m not worried. (see, this is a clear example why I am a reeeeetard). Wish me luck, anyways.
5 or more
My little puppy, Ninna, who’s turned 2 years old last December, is pregnant with 5 puppies or more. Yayers!
Not to mention it’s the exact amount I bet with mom and some other people, it’s great, little puppies here some time next week. Can’t wait! I just wish I weren’t too busy at college, ugh.
You know what they say, some things never change
Because my twin would de-veggify herself for me!
v i v z melhor ir ver o filme do Pelé says:
twin, i want Friends so baaaad
v i v z melhor ir ver o filme do Pelé says:
i want all seasons, nonstop on tv
[ v L i e ] this was no accident; this was a therapeutic chain of events says:
yesssssssssssssssssssss
v i v z melhor ir ver o filme do Pelé says:
and our nuggets with french fries, veggies included
[ v L i e ] this was no accident; this was a therapeutic chain of events says:
YES
[ v L i e ] this was no accident; this was a therapeutic chain of events says:
hell i’d even make an exception for that and eat nuggets LMAO
v i v z melhor ir ver o filme do Pelé says:
OMG you’d eat chicken nuggets with me and friends and french fries and tv??
[ v L i e ] this was no accident; this was a therapeutic chain of events says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yes because that’s what we agreed on so many years ago LMAO just wouldn’t be right otherwise
v i v z melhor ir ver o filme do Pelé says:
LMFAO
v i v z melhor ir ver o filme do Pelé says:
you’re the best veggie EVER
v i v z melhor ir ver o filme do Pelé says:
or the worst, not sure LMAO but best twin for sure
[ v L i e ] this was no accident; this was a therapeutic chain of events says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL yes, worst veggie equals best twin LMAO
v i v z melhor ir ver o filme do Pelé says:
it’s just a way of balancing things