Sure, I’ve always wanted to take one. But after a job interview, with two other random!guys, and it being a retard mechanism to see if you are a compulsive liar or something, I lost my complete interest.
Can you tell the interview sucked? Well, now you can. The interviewer stood me up for over an hour, and then she called me and two other guys, and just asked us to introduce ourselves, looked at our resumes, and gave us the Psycho Test sheets. I felt revolted! I was so mad that on #56 I noticed I’d skipped one, and it went back like, twenty questions.
They were 100 simple statements and you had to number them from 1 to 7, 1 being “never ever ever” and 10 “always always always”, and everything in between being less extreme variations. There were a few that were weird, like “I am alive right now” and “I am breathing”, but most of them were trick questions. There were basically five types of affirmations:
- I could see lotsa blood and never faint
- I don’t care about poor people, or helping who needs the help
- I am ‘teh best omgzz!11′
- I lie very often
- Everyone else is better than me
- No one’s honest
And the sick thing was that they disguised those few questions into 100! A HUNDRED! So, take the blood one. There was “I could see a lot of blood and don’t feel fainty” and also “I could see a heart surgery and not get sick” and also “When I see horror movies, I cover my eyes over the blood scenes”. I mean, how dumb do they think I am? But after I skipped a thousand questions and started correcting them, I just lost it and I guess it went all wrong. I don’t expect to hear from them.
Oh well, who wants to work till 2pm with school afterwards? And what about Saturdays? Meh.
